Joke Of The Day: Commandments

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Oct 292015
 
Rubber Chicken God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’

The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’

‘Can you give us an example?’

‘Thou shall not kill.’

‘Not kill? We’re not interested..’

So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, ‘Honor thy Father and Mother.’

‘Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal.’

‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the French and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit adultery.’

‘Sa·cré bleu! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, ‘I have Commandments..’

‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are they?’

‘They’re free.’

‘We’ll take 10.’

 

 

How To Of The Day: How To Build A Soap Box Racer

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Oct 282015
 

How To Build A Soap Box Racer

With it’s first competition in 1933, the Soap Box derby is still going strong today. Seventy-five years later the events are still going strong. The Soap Box car designs have changed over the past few decades but the concept behind the car has stayed the same. Below we will look at the various designs, and the history of Soap Box racing.

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