Joke Of The Day: Love And Marriage

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Sep 092015
 
Rubber Chicken A man and his wife were about to go out for a party.

The wife says to her husband “I can’t find my keys.”

“It’s in your jeans, love.” He replied

“Don’t you bring my family into this, you bastard.”

 

 

When You Rearrange The Letters

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Sep 082015
 

When You Rearrange The LettersPRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FINALLY…. FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
When you rearrange the letters:

An Arab Backed Imposter

 

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