Random Riddle: 9-14-2015

 Riddles  Comments Off on Random Riddle: 9-14-2015
Sep 142015
 
We hurt without moving.
We poison without touching.
We bear the truth and the lies.
We are not to be judged by our size.

What are we?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: On His Deathbed

 Jokes  Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: On His Deathbed
Sep 142015
 
Rubber Chicken As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them.”

His wife looked at him calmly and said, “Why do you think I gave you the poison?”