How To Of The Day: How To Drive Stick In Five Minutes

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Aug 172015
 

It’s a given that every human has a soul-demanding right to know how to drive a manual transmission, and it’s one of the greatest problems facing mankind today (no exaggeration — ISIS wouldn’t even exist if everyone knew what a clutch did).

If you had to describe what we do here at Jalopnik, chances are you’d say something about how we’re an organization dedicated to making the world a better place through song and magic. Oh, and we do shit with cars. This episode of Neat Stuff in Cool Cars is a mix of both, as we get racing driver and NBC Sports contributor Parker Kligerman to teach people to drive stick.

It’s a given that every human has a soul-demanding right to know how to drive a manual transmission, and it’s one of the greatest problems facing mankind today (no exaggeration — ISIS wouldn’t even exist if everyone knew what a clutch did). It’s unbearable that so many people still don’t know how. So we’re solving it, by teaching these three hapless folks how to drive stick.

They all come in with their own reasons for wanting it — fear of not being able to hijack a car, impressing dudes, making Ballaban look like an ass — and it’s so very satisfying to see it happen.

Plus, this is the official debut of the Jalopnik Crotch-Cam system of pedal-observing, and it’s fantastic. Enjoy.

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Swimming Bald Eagle

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Aug 172015
 

A bald eagle catches a fish and then swims with it to to the shore.

Fascinating!

Two lucky fishermen have captured the moment a bald eagle swoops down to catch a fish but finds that its catch is too big to fly with.

After realising that it’s unable to fly, the bird of prey decides to swim to shore using a butterfly style stroke.

One of the men behind the camera can be heard remarking: “That’s a YouTube video there.”

When the eagle eventually makes it to dry land, it reveals the size of it’s catch and it becomes clear why it could not re-emerge from the water with it.

The bald eagle is the proud national bird symbol of the United States, and was declared an endangered species in America in 1973.

The bird of prey has since been removed from the federal Endangered Species List, but due to its size and importance American heritage it remains an impressive sight to many.

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Random Riddle: 8-17-2015

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Aug 172015
 
Sometimes I am loud and viewed with distaste. Poke out my eye then I’m on the front of your face.

What word am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: A Domestic Disturbance

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Aug 172015
 
Rubber Chicken Two police officers responded to a domestic disturbance with gunshots fired.

When they arrived on the scene, they discovered the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor.

They immediately called their sergeant.

“Hello, Sarge?”

“Yes.”

“It looks like we have a homicide here.”

“What happened?”

“A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she has just mopped.”

“Have you placed her under arrest?”

“No sir….the floor is still wet!”