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Two police officers responded to a domestic disturbance with gunshots fired.
When they arrived on the scene, they discovered the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor. They immediately called their sergeant. “Hello, Sarge?” “Yes.” “It looks like we have a homicide here.” “What happened?” “A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she has just mopped.” “Have you placed her under arrest?” “No sir….the floor is still wet!” |
