July 2015 - Page 39 of 45 - Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: Killing Two Birds

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Jul 052015

Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

Random Riddle: 7-5-2015

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Jul 052015

I stare at you,
you stare at me.
I have three eyes,
Yet I cannot see.
Every time I blink,
I give commands.
You do as you are told.
With your feet and hands.

What am I?

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Joke Of The Day: Interesting Accents

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Jul 052015

Three hefty women walk into a restaurant, and sit down at a table. The server comes to take their drink orders. When they’re done ordering he says, “What interesting accents! Are you broads from Scotland?”

One woman looks at him with surprise and disgust and says, “WALES!”

The bartender says, “Okay, fine. Are you whales from Scotland?”