Random Riddle: 7-6-2015

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Jul 062015
 
It is very old, but sometimes it’s new.
It often looks white, but it’s been called blue.
It may disappear, but it’s always there.
Being with a man has been very rare.
 
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Joke Of The Day: Special Sandals

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Jul 062015
 
Rubber Chicken A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From the inside they head a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners come in. Come in my humble shop.” so the married couple walked in.

The Pakistani man said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you’d be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel”

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex hero he was.

The husband said, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?”

The Pakistani man replied, “Why don’t you see for yourself?”

Well, the husband after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on.

As soon as he slipped then onto this feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in years… raw sexual power.

In a blink of an eye the husband rushed of to the Pakistani man threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy’s pants.

All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, “YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET”

 

 

Brain Teaser Of The Day: Insert The Word

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Jul 052015
 
Insert the word from group B into the empty spaces in Group A.

Group A
1. Ta__ __ __ __ry
2. K__ __ __ __en
3. D__ __ __ __le
4. S__ __ __ __et
5. T__ __ __ __t

Group B
A. Herb
B. Itch
C. Able
D. Pest
E. Wind

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