Confucius Say: Geek

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Jun 122015
 
Confucius You know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, “I have that font.”

 

 

Random Riddle: 6-12-2015

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Jun 122015
 
It’s never heavy and it’s never dark.
When stopping in traffic it’s right on the mark.
Found with cigarettes but rarely in caves.
It has its own house, it makes lots of waves.
 
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Joke Of The Day: Freezer Meals

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Jun 122015
 
Rubber Chicken I have changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, “Meatloaf” or “Pot Roast” or “Steak and Vegetables or “Chicken and Dumplings” or “Beef Pot Pie.”

However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any of those things. So, I decided to stock the freezer with what he really likes.

If you look in my freezer now you’ll see a whole new set of labels. You’ll find dinners with neat little tags that say: “Whatever,” “Anything,” “I Don’t Know,” “I Don’t Care,” “Something Good,” or “Food.” My frustration is now reduced because no matter what my husband replies when I ask him what he wants for dinner, I know that it is there waiting.

 

 

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