Random Riddle: 6-15-2015

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Jun 152015
 
I am bacterial waste, oh yes,
But just what type, can you guess?
Some put me on their fish and chips,
Others on floors to prevent slips.
Some put me on salads, some in stews,
Some on windows, even shoes.
So I’m bacterial waste, oh yes,
But my name can you guess?
 
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Joke Of The Day: Two Prostitutes

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Jun 152015
 
Rubber Chicken Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes — $50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: Jesus Saves

One of the prostitutes asks the officer, “How come you don’t stop them?!”

“Well, that’s a little different,” the officer smiled. “Their sign pertains to religion.”

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter — $50.00

 

 

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