Random Riddle: 6-20-2015

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Jun 202015
 
I am a memory of things that have passed. Your first breath is your introduction to me. I am the one who cradles your love and tear. I am the one who reminds you that neither is permanent. I am the who who is heralded but may not be touched. I am your guardian that leads you through the unknown.

Who am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Hospital Regulations

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Jun 202015
 
Rubber Chicken Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.

However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let Sam wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down Sam asked him if his wife was meeting him.

“I don’t know,” he said. “She is till upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”

 

 

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