Dear Abby

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May 292015
 

Dear AbbyDear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

 

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. You don’t need him anymore! Good grief woman, you’re running for President of the United States.

 

Brain Teaser Of The Day: All In Order

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May 292015
 
Complete the words below using three consecutive letters in alphabetical order, e.g. _ _ A _ U S; add A B and C it would become ABACUS.

1. C O _ _ E _,

2. _ _ _ O R M,

3. S O _ E _ _,

4. _ U _ G _ L,

5. S _ O _ _ Y,

6. _ O B U _ _.

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Joke Of The Day: Marriage Problems

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May 292015
 
Rubber Chicken A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up.

The judge asked the husband, “What has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?”

The husband said, “In the six weeks we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.”

The wife said, “Seven weeks.”

 

 

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