Joke Of The Day: Responding To Domestic Disturbance

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May 302015
 
Rubber Chicken Two policemen call the station on the radio.

“Hello. Is that you Sarge?”

“Yes?”

“We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just scrubbed and mopped clean.”

“Have you arrested the woman?”

“No sir. The floor is still wet.”

 

 

Wallpaper Of The Day: Danger Zone

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May 292015
 
Danger Zone

U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl. Unique Roberts/Released

Danger Zone – A naval aviator with Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501 flies above North Carolina during aerial refueling training with Marine Aerial Refueler Transport Squadron 252, April 14, 2015. The nearly 33,000 pound aircraft is capable of short takeoff/vertical landing, enabling the Marine Corps to expand its expeditionary force projection capabilities.

 
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The Frogs And The Tower

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May 292015
 

The Frogs And The Tower

There once were a bunch of tiny frogs who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.

The race began, but no-one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.

You heard statements such as:

“Oh, WAY too difficult!!”

“They will NEVER make it to the top”.

“Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!”

The tiny frogs began collapsing one by one, except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher.

The crowd continued to yell

“It is too difficult! No one will make it!”

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up, but ONE continued higher and higher and higher.

This one wouldn’t give up!

At the end, everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!

Then all the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?

A contestant asked the tiny frog how the one who succeeded had found the strength to reach the goal?

It turned out… that the winner was deaf.

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