May 052015
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An Obama voter was rushed to the hospital with a bullet wound in his index finger.
Doctor: How did this happen? Obama voter: I tried to commit suicide. Doctor: You shot your finger trying to commit suicide? Obama voter: No, I shot in my ear. But just before pulling the trigger, I realized that there would be a loud bang, so I put my finger in my other ear. |
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