My Forgetter

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Apr 072015
 

My ForgetterMy forgetter’s getting better
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I’m “here” I’m wondering
If I really should be “there”
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven’t got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say, “What am I here for?”
I rack my brain, but all in vain
A zero is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say “Hi” and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, “Who was that?”

Yes, my forgetter’s getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it’s driving me plumb crazy
And that isn’t any joke.

 

Confucius Say: Nothing

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Apr 072015
 
Confucius One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.

 

 

Random Riddle: 4-7-2015

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Apr 072015
 
I am loud or quiet.
I am sudden or expected.
I am a strong medication.
I am a relief in certain situations.
I am caused by embarrassment and/or happiness.
I am found in many good friendships.
 
Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: A Real Tear-jerker

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Apr 072015
 
Rubber Chicken My wife made me watch a film last night that was a real tear-jerker. It had to do with a happy young man, full of promise who has his freedom brutally taken away and put under a strict regime where he has little contact with the outside world, let alone his friends.

I’ve seen it before, but I land up crying every time, much to my wife’s annoyance.

Stupid wedding video!