Dog Loves To Play Patty Cake

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Apr 212015
 

A yellow Lab plays patty cake.

Enjoy!

He doesn’t care how silly he looks, this dog just loves to play patty cake!

 

Brain Teaser Of The Day: Sound of Honour

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Apr 212015
 
I’m a ten-letter word, but when I am heard,
I have only four, not one letter more.

My first two sounds are neat; a kind of sheet,
That starts with spread, not the kind on a bed.

Of my sounds, the third is what will be heard,
alphabetically, in the middle of modus operandi.

If you want to hear more, then like the shore,
I end at the sea, that’s a hint, you see.

What word am I?

scarecrow

 

Random Riddle: 4-21-2015

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Apr 212015
 
Little or middle or holding a gem.
Always rest assured you can count on them.
They help make a one should you want to boast.
Their always on hand when needed the most.
 
Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Tough Old Fighter Pilot

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Apr 212015
 
Rubber Chicken A tough old fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the base hospital’s ICU, with tubes up every orifice, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

He then remembered he’d been in a serious flying accident on Friday.

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look straight into the eyes and he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your boobs, then?”