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Random Riddle: 3-23-2015
Riddles
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Mar 232015
Joke Of The Day: Soft-Boiled Eggs And Toast
Jokes
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Mar 232015
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?” She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.” |
Mar 222015
One-Handed Drum Roll
Amusing
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Mar 222015
A talented ex-teacher performs an amazing one-handed drum roll on a bucket in front of an impressed crowd.
Enjoy!
An ex-teacher who travels between various cities doing shows like this to make money.
Mohammed’s Last Will And Testament
Political
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Mar 222015
