Joke Of The Day: Wedding Planning

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Jan 282015
 
Rubber Chicken An engaged couple were at the bride to be’s family home doing wedding planning stuff. The mother and father had to leave after a while. The bride to be, realized she needed more envelopes for the invitations.

“I’m going to run into town with Suzy. You just go ahead and stay here.” she told her fiancee.

After she left her eighteen year old sister came down. She was smokin hot, and wearing a slutty little getup. She had always been a bit catty towards him, but today she was giving him a look he’d only seen in her older sisters eyes before.

“Everyone going to be gone a while…” she said smiling. “Why don’t you come upstairs and have one last fling before you get married.” She winked at him as his jaw dropped. Halfway up the stairs she dropped her panties and tossed them down towards him.

Sitting there in astonishment he watched her go upstairs. The next thing you know he bolted for the front door.

Outside was his fiancee, her best friend Suzy, and his future in-laws.

The father grabbed him in a big hug and said “Son! Welcome to the family. Sorry I had to do that, and get everyone in but I had to make sure you were really as good a guy as my daughter has said.”

The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

 

Sally Starr Dies At Age 90

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Jan 272015
 

Sally Starr Dies At Age 90Philadelphia TV legend Sally Starr died today at age 90.

If you are between the ages of 35 and 60 and you grew up in the Philadelphia area, chances are you spent your afternoons watching Sally Starr. Her show came on right after school so you got to see Popeye and the Three Stooges every day.

R.I.P. Sally Starr
 

Sally Starr, the gun-totin’ cowgirl who rode a palomino with a silver saddle and introduced millions of children in the Philadelphia area to Popeye, Clutch Cargo, and the Three Stooges, died Sunday.

One of the most beloved celebrities in Philadelphia TV history, Miss Starr was an icon of the black-and-white era.

She died two days after her 90th birthday at the Berlin, Camden County, convalescent home where she lived, her former station, 6ABC, said in an online obituary.

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