Random Riddle: 1-13-2015

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Jan 132015
 
I’m a seed that’s underground.
Many like to spread me around.
But my family it’s said is quite insane.
And if you’ve a low I.Q. you’ve this kind of brain.
Eat me raw and I’ll make you sick.
Eat too much and your tongue will stick.

What am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: New Neighbor

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Jan 132015
 
Rubber Chicken A woman hears a knock a her door.

She answers and a man is standing on her front porch.

“Hello” he says, “I’m your new neighbor. I’m obligated to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.”

“This is totally unacceptable,” she proclaims, “I’m calling my congressman!” And she slams the door.

A few seconds later there is another knock at the door. She opens the door and the same man is standing there.

“Hello, I’m your congressman.”