Random Riddle: 1-31-2015

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Jan 312015
 
We are often dangerous
But to some we are fun
To others we are frightening
Causing them to run
We come together
Though we seem apart
You see me and you hear my brother
Who oft times makes little ones run to their mothers,
I am bright and my brother is loud
And it may seem that we come from a cloud, What are we?
 
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Joke Of The Day: Working The Corner

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Jan 312015
 
Rubber Chicken A married couple, down on their luck, decides to make some money by having the wife work down on the corner.

After the first day the husband picks her up and asks how she did.

“Pretty good,” she said, “I made $250.50”

“What asshole gave you $0.50?” He asked.

“All of them.”