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A woman hears a knock a her door.
She answers and a man is standing on her front porch. “Hello” he says, “I’m your new neighbor. I’m obligated to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.” “This is totally unacceptable,” she proclaims, “I’m calling my congressman!” And she slams the door. A few seconds later there is another knock at the door. She opens the door and the same man is standing there. “Hello, I’m your congressman.” |
