Random Riddle: 12-30-2014

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Dec 302014
 
They set forth to behold the night,
Surrounding the dark with their gorgeous sight.
A sailor’s guide, a child’s fears,
They’re lost to sight as daytime nears.
From Heaven, their tears descend,
Make a wish before darkness ends.
 
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Joke Of The Day: Frozen Windows

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Dec 302014
 
Rubber Chicken A wife texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.”

Her husband texts back: “Pour some lukewarm water over it.”

The wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer completely messed up now.”