Jokes Joke Of The Day: Mom’s Clarinet December 29, 2014October 15, 2014 gags My dad bought my mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. “Oh,” said my dad, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.” “How come?” I asked. “Well,” he answered, “because with a clarinet, she can’t sing.”