Why Dogs Live Less Than Humans

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Nov 262014
 

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Baskerville. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Baskerville, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Baskerville and found he was dying. I told the family we couldn’t do anything for Baskerville and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Baskerville’s family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Baskerville slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Baskerville’s transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Baskerville’s death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, “I know why.”

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I’d never heard a more comforting explanation.

He said, “People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life — like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?”

The six-year-old continued, “Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don’t have to stay as long.”

If a dog was your teacher, these are some lessons you might learn:

  • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
  • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
  • Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
  • When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
  • Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
  • Never pretend to be something you’re not.
  • If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
  • When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.



Random Riddle: 11-26-2014

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Nov 262014
 
I once had a friend by the name of Bob.
As a policeman, danger was his job.
Then one day Bob drove to a local shop.
All the people there knew Bob was a cop.
It was thought unsafe, scene of many crimes.
And on that June day, Bob was shot three times.
After the shooting, Bob received no aid.
So how is it then no arrests were made?
 
Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Now That’s Drunk!

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Nov 262014
 
Rubber Chicken A night-patrol policeman noticed a drunk man trying to enter a house. He went up to the drunk guy and asked, “Is this your house?”

“Yesh!”, replied the inebriated man.

The night-patrol policeman asked, “Are you sure?”

“Yessh sirr”, replied the wasted man.”Can you help me open the door, I’ll prove it to you.”

They went in and the drunkard said, “You see that painting? Belongsh to me!! See that LED TV? Belongsh to me!!”

He then asked the policeman to follow him upstairs.He made his way up unsteadily. He opEned the door and declared, “See the bedd. Belongsh to me. That wooman shleeping on the bed – that’s my wife. You see that fellow shleeping next to her. That’s meee!”