Joke Of The Day: Thanksgiving

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Nov 272014
 
Rubber Chicken Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why do turkeys gobble?
A: Because they never learned table manners!

Q: What kind of key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: A Turkey!

Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A: Bird class mail!

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken got Thanksgiving off!

Q: Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Throw in fourteen carats!

Q: What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
A: Plymouth Rock!

Q: What do you call a 500-pound turkey?
A: Sir!

Q: How do little Pilgrims draw pictures?
A: With crayon-berries!

Q: Why don’t turkeys fly?
A: They can’t afford plane tickets!

Q: What’s the friendliest vegetable on Earth?
A: The sweet potato!

Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of doll?
A: Gobble-heads!

 

 

Will The Real Black Americans Please Stand Up

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Nov 262014
 

Will The Real Black Americans Please Stand UpIf you haven’t seen this video then watch it.

If you haven’t shared this video, then share it.

This needs to go VIRAL!

 

This is such a smart young man! Fredrick Wilson II You should follow him on FB

 

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What if Other Planets Were As Close As The Moon?

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Nov 262014
 

What would the sky look like if you could swap the moon for each of the other planets? Ron Miller, a former art director for NASA, superimposed the planets in place of the moon to create images which show their true size if placed that near to Earth.

The Moon

What if a celestial body like Jupiter, the biggest planet in our solar system, was as close to the Earth as our moon? Would it fill the night sky? Illustrator and author Ron Miller sought to answer the question using the reference photograph above.

It’s important to note that this is strictly a visual exercise. If a planet like Jupiter were actually as close to Earth as the Moon, its immense gravitation would wreak havoc on our planet. So for the gallery below, please temporarily suspend your disbelief and just imagine how amazing it would be to see a planet like Saturn in such incredible detail.

For reference, the Moon is about 386,243 km (240,000 miles) from Earth and has a diameter of approximately 3,476 km (2,160 miles). The Earth’s diameter is 12,742 km (7,918 miles)

Venus

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus

Neptune