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It was Mona’s first date and she was mighty excited about it.
Grandma was very worried though, so she decided to have a little chat with her granddaughter. She said to Mona, “Mona, my dear, you need to know a few things about guys, before you go for your first date. He will try to give you a smooch, and you may feel good about it, but you need to stop him.” Mona nodded her head. Grandma went on, “You don’t know these young boys. Next he will try to squeeze your melons. You may feel good about it, but you need to stop him.” Mona nodded again. Grandma continued, “He will also try to rub you in the wrong places, you may feel good about it too, but you need to stop him. But above all this, he may try to climb on top of you and have his way with you. You may feel good but you certainly need to stop him! It will bring shame to your family” After the enlightenment, Mona went ahead with her date. When she returned home, she seemed to be very happy. Grandma wanted to know all about it. Mona said to her, “Oh Grandma, I did not let Tom bring shame to our family. When he tried to do all those things you said, I climbed on top of him and brought shame to HIS family!!” |
