AmusingComments Off on Trimming Trees From The Sky
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Who doesn’t need a 40-Foot chainsaw that hangs from a Helicopter?
Have you ever heard of using a helicopter to trim trees? Check out this segment on a contractor hired by the Johnson City Power Board to maintain clearances on unreachable power lines from the most unlikely of places.
I used to grow but that was before I fell. I used to breathe and help humans too. I had no brains and still don’t have one. I can be in any shape and color.
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Walking On The Grass
Sep292014
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”
“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”
Nowadays there are so many companies with instantly recognizable logos, but few people actually know the meaning behind these corporate symbols.
The arrow which looks like a smiling face in Amazon’s logo has another meaning behind it. It is a representation of the wide range of items available for retail by Amazon, from A to Z.
The Amazon logo has the yellow swoosh, because they want you to know that they have everything …. from a to z.
Baskin Robbins is famous for having “31” flavors, which is why it’s part of their logo.
The FedEx logo looks pretty simple, but between the “e” and the “x” there is an arrow that subliminally represents speed and precision.
Look closely at the FedEx logo and you’ll see an arrow, suggesting the company is moving forward and looking ahead.
And in the center of the Tostitos logo, is a picture of 2 people enjoying a bowl of chips.
See the kiss between the “K” and the “I”?
The iconic smiling face is actually the letter “g” and it’s on the logo twice.
How about the man riding a bike?
The “v” and the “a” in Sanyo’s logo represent an analog sound wave, and the “i” and “o” stand for binary digits, calling to mind the digital age.
Marketing experts agree that a logo is an important part of your marketing campaign.
There are several reasons why you should have a logo…
Solidify your brand, To be more memorable, And to Instill trust, and appear “bigger” and “well-established.
Adding your logo to your print advertising can help your ad get noticed.
And if you want your advertising to have long-lasting impression…. Add your logo to promotional items.