‪‎Ferguson‬ Gang Member Admits Eric Holder Paid Us To Riot

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Aug 252014
 

Eric Holder Paid Us To Riot
This has to be a parody. Can you imagine if it were true? With this administration… anything is possible!

From National Report:

Eric Holder’s career has survived a long list of scandals; The 2008 Black Panther debacle, overturning Arizona’s immigration laws and ‘Fast and Furious‘ immediately spring to mind. These, however, pale in comparison to the recent allegations against Holder, the likes of which could easily land the Attorney General behind bars.

Evidence has been uncovered showing Eric Holder contributed funds to Ferguson’s gang population as incentive to loot and spread civil unrest in the area. These angry, government-sponsored terrorists have systematically infiltrated peaceful protests with the intention of escalating the situation and inciting riots.

A local gang leader came forward last week after being arrested during a night of mass-looting. The unnamed criminal is using his information to bargain for a reduced sentence.

Allegedly, Holder’s goal behind pouring proverbial gasoline on an already volatile situation is to test militarized police response in a martial law scenario. It is also suspected that the riots have been started as the latest in diversions from the diabolical duo of Obama and Holder. This isn’t the first time they have created a media bait-and-switch to cover up any of their numerous crimes and blunders.

Officials have yet to publicly identify the damaging evidence submitted to them, and are still in the process of verifying the legitimacy of said items. Judge Rineheart of St. Louis is presiding over the case and has reviewed the materials. During a phone interview with National Report Judge Rineheart stated “The evidence I have seen is incredibly convincing.”

Holder is not yet officially charged with a crime, but it’s expected that a warrant could be issued for him within the coming days. Obama’s spokespeople have declined to comment.

 

Poaching An Egg Under Water View

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Aug 252014
 

An excellent video of an egg being poached under water filmed with a GoPro camera.

Enjoy!

Poaching an egg in water is an art. You can’t just crack an egg into boiling water and hope it comes out right. Cooking channel How To Make Sushi Japanese Food Recipes submerged a GoPro camera into a pot of boiling water to demonstrate for viewers how to poach an egg properly. The resulting video is mesmerizing.

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Random Riddle: 8-25-2014

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Aug 252014
 
I’m visible; I’m salty; I’m an ingredient to flavor; I’m open and honest; I’m added from depression; I roll tenderly and tell you what I feel; I shiver and release.

What am I?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Peeing On The Flowers

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Aug 252014
 
Rubber Chicken A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.

Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?”

“So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.”

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK.. Good luck!” “Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Not everybody pays.”