How To Of The Day: How To Teach Your Dog To Jump Rope

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Aug 262014
 

Impress your friends at parties by teaching your dog to jump rope!

Step by step training using positive reinforcement training.
“Poisoning” the rope means the dog comes to associate it with bad feelings like punishment.
See our ‘Equipment for Dog Skipping‘ video.

If you cannot capture the jumping up try using nose targeting with your hand or a stick. Lifting it higher and higher until the dog has to jump for it. See my video on training a nose target.

How to Teach Your Dog to Jump Rope
 

Random Riddle: 8-26-2014

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Aug 262014
 
I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and I will destroy. At the sign of a cut I will come to protect. I will fight to my death no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can’t see me.

What am I?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: At The Zoo

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Aug 262014
 
Rubber Chicken A man started a new job at a zoo. He was given his first job by the zoo owner – to clean out the large tropical fish tank, which contained many exotic species.

While removing some gravel from the tank with his spade, he accidently hit one of the fish and killed it. Worried about losing his job for this mistake, he decided to hide the evidence. He took the fish and fed it to the lions because lions eat anything.

The zoo owner did not notice the missing fish and gave the man a new job – to muck out the chimps. He was in the middle of mucking out when two of the chimps became a bit over familiar and, in an attempt to get them away the man lashed out with his spade, killing two chimps. In his panic he decided to hide the evidence and fed the unfortunate chimpanzees to the lions because lions eat anything.

The zoo owner was pleased with the man’s work and as his final task for the day he asked him to collect honey from the zoo’s beehives. The man tried hard to do this without upsetting the bees, but some got angry and stung him. He grabbed his spade and whirled it above his head, squashing and killing several dozen bees. Plagued with guilt, he fed these to the lions as well because lions eat anything.

The next day, a new lion arrived at the zoo. He inquired of the existing residents “what’s the food like here?” One of the zoo’s resident lions said, “Oh, it’s great. Only yesterday we had fish, chimps and mushy bees.”

 

 

Do They Think We Are Stupid?

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Aug 252014
 

The flood of illegal immigrants coming across the border has the fingerprints of a community organizer all over it.

Do They Think We Are Stupid…

By Michael Shepard

Are we suppose to believe, over 100,000 parents decided, to just give up their kids. They all decided to hand their kids over to traffickers, which cost money by the way. We know it’s costing a fortune to house and feed these kids. What we need to know “who is paying for these kids to get here” Who is paying the people, that are escorting these kids, across Mexico? If these kids are coming from poverty, their parents can’t afford to pay traffickers. Is the American tax payer, paying the cartel, to transport these kids? Let’s face it the cartel doesn’t work for free. Trey Gowdy you might want to request an audit of our money, to see who’s paying these people. As long as the IRS doesn’t have the records, you should be able to find them.

Let’s put ourselves in their shoes for a moment. You are not going to walk across Mexico overnight. You need food and water which cost money. When traveling you need a route to travel. Would any of you allow your kids to walk across a country by themselves. Especially with a human smuggler that you don’t even know? If you are poor, you can’t pay them, before they set off. These parents, had to be sure the money would be paid, on the back side. These people don’t hand these kids over until they are paid. How many times have we seen families being held in homes throughout this country. They don’t care about their well-being. They only care about money. Are we suppose to believe these kids are handed over at the border, because they care about them.

Then we have people in Washington that insult our intelligence. We are told that this is an act of kindness. These kids are running from poverty, hunger, and disease. I have traveled this world and seen hunger. They don’t look that hungry to me. Well lawmakers don’t mistake our kindness as weakness. We care about these kids but we care about ours too. We have millions of our own children who are hungry. They suffer with hunger as you read your papers and eat. You expect us to believe you care about those kids, after you show how you care about ours. Tell the people how hard things are, after having your dinner, on a ten thousand dollar plate. Put the American people before yourselves. You take care of their kids, and they will take care of you. You allow harm, to come to one of these kids, and I wouldn’t want to be you. You say you care about these kids then “put your money where your mouth is” and prove it.

Seal our borders and send these kids back home to their parents. Your so-called experts will tell you every kid should be with their parents. Family judges rule on what’s in the best interest of the child. The best interest of these children is they belong with their mom. The fact is “Bad people are using these kids for many different reasons” Even terrorist are using them to sneak across our border. These kids are being put in grave danger, while doing the same to ours. If we find out tax payer money is being used to fund this. Shame on you, but I look forward to the excuses. We have come to a critical crossroad in this world. One road is bright and full of hope for everyone. The other is dark, and it’s the one we are headed towards. Whether you believe in God or not, He believes in you. He has shown me what you are doing, and I pray you change your mind. The choice is ours to make, and I say we turn right. The wrong turn will still get us there, but take a whole lot longer. This is not about politics. This isn’t about you or me. It’s about all of mankind. God bless this Country, and God bless this World… Semper Fi, Shep

This isn’t politics, this is a whole lot more.