Joke Of The Day: Entrance Into Heaven

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Aug 182014
 
Rubber Chicken A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?”

The lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.”

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true.

Saint Peter said, “Well, that’s fine, but it’s not really quite enough to get you into Heaven.”

The Lawyer said, “Wait, wait! There’s more! Three years ago, I also gave a homeless person a quarter.”

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to affirm that it was true.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, “Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?”

Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, “Let’s give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell.”

 

 

Man Claims To Have Tamed A Japanese Giant Wasp

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Aug 172014
 
Man Tames Japanese Giant Wasp

Japanese Giant Wasp

The Japanese giant hornet is known as one of the world’s largest and most aggressive insects. It is two inches long with a quarter-inch stinger, can fly at speeds up to 25 mph, and is feared for its powerful, poisonous stings that claim at least 40 lives in Japan every summer. So when a Japanese man made an outlandish claim that he had actually tamed a hornet, no one really believed him.

But Twitter user Mikuru625’s has been trying to convince everyone that he actually has a pet giant hornet by posting photos of it. He said that he had captured the hornet with a butterfly net and held it with tweezers while he removed its sting and poison sacs. He then put a string around its thorax, so that the insect follows him wherever he goes. “He does bite occasionally but it doesn’t hurt,” the owner says.

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Rodeo Helicopter Stunt

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Aug 172014
 

A helicopter pilot performs the Waltz at a Brazilian rodeo.

This could have easily ended very badly.

Footage out of Brazil, where the helicopter pilot flies his chopper in the main arena of a local rodeo, with the rotor blades dangerously close to spectators.

Helicopter dances the waltz at a rodeo in Porto Murtinho, Brazil.

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Rodeo Helicopter Stunt
 

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