Random Riddle: 7-18-2014

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Jul 182014
 
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white,
felled by three eyes, black as night.

What’s going on here?
 

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Joke Of The Day: The Oldest Profession

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Jul 182014
 
Rubber Chicken A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older.

“Well,” argued the doctor, “without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession.”

“No,” said the engineer, “before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older.”

“But,” chirped the triumphant politician, “who created the chaos?”

 

 

Farts May Prevent Cancer

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Jul 172014
 

Who knew? The smell of farts may prevent cancer. I wonder if that’s the recommended cancer treatment under ObamaCare.

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A new study out of the University of Exeter says catching a whiff of noxious gasses, like those in flatulence, could help the human body repair cell damage and prevent debilitating diseases such as cancer.

“Although hydrogen sulfide gas”—produced when bacteria breaks down food—”is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases,” Dr. Mark Wood said in a university release.

Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, scientists believe that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria.

But scientists aren’t advocating that we seek out flatulence: they are working on a compound, called AP39, that could deliver tiny doses to the body as needed.

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