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When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat.
When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground, probably into eternity. A “buttered-cat array” could replace pneumatic tires on cars and trucks, and “giant buttered-cat arrays” could easily allow a high-speed monorail linking New York with Chicago. |
A group of patriotic veterans welcomed Barack Hussein Obama, when he decided to go to another fundraiser in their state, by standing and turning their backs to him.
They said that since Obama turned his back on our vets, then every vet should do the same to him.
Amen!
Although he sometimes seems intent on destroying every one of them, Barack Obama remains president of a nation where individual freedoms are protected by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Those freedoms include the right to free assembly and free speech, both of which were exercised recently by a group of veterans in Delaware when Obama’s motorcade drove by them.
As the initial police escort passed, the veterans faced the street. Then, as the presidential limousine approached, a hearty “about face” command was issued, and the veterans turned their backs on the leader of the free world.
The protest was organized because of the group’s feeling that President Obama is ignoring the needs of America’s military veterans.
