Random Riddle: 6-28-2014

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Jun 282014
 
I am like a gigantic dragon winding through deserts, grasslands and plateaus,
and am well over 2,500 years old.

I am high, strong and massive and have a greyish-blue colour, but parts of my body are now in ruins and have disappeared, although sections of me that still remain have great historical significance.

I began as a baby dragon some 700 years before the Christ appeared on this earth, and as the years endured I grew to be an adult, all the while continuing to strengthen my keepers.

Whilst I am considered to be the longest graveyard in the world, no one is ever buried within me anymore.

What am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Anesthesia

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Jun 282014
 
Rubber Chicken A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side.

A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are cute!”

The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was now “cute.”

She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

Her husband replied, “The drugs are wearing off!”