Joke Of The Day: The Richest Man In The World

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May 082014
 
Rubber Chicken When Bill Gates was a young boy, he had a pet crow. He tried to teach the bird how to speak, introducing a new word every day.

It was disappointing for him as the crow would not make any sound, until one day the crow uttered the words, “Bill, someday you will become the richest man in the world”.

Bill was amazed. He wanted to learn more but the crow became quiet and would not utter another word. So, he decided to go to a gypsy fortune-teller. The old lady looked into her crystal ball and said, “You are destined to be the richest man in the world, but you need to perform a simple task.”

When she told Bill what is to be done, he ran home, full of excitement. Bill’s mother found him cooking something in the kitchen the next morning.

She asked him what he was doing and he replied, “Mother, do you remember what the crow said to me the other day?”

His mother said, “Right Bill, but what are you cooking?”

“Well,” said Bill, “I went to see the Gypsy fortune-teller and she confirmed what the crow had to say!”

“Wow, that’s wonderful!” said his mother, “But what is it that you are cooking in the pot?”

“Well, the gypsy woman told me that I needed to do a simple thing to get my fortune!”

His mother said impatiently, “Yes Bill, now will you tell me what are you cooking?”

His eyes gleaming, Bill Gates replied “Well, she asked me to make MY CROW SOFT!!”

 

 

The Ballad Of The Yellow Beret

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May 072014
 

Rock n roll legend Bob Seger made a song in 1966 called “The Yellow Beret” about anti-war protesters based on “The Green Beret” song.

This tune is a forgotten classic.

Enjoy!

Classic but obscure Bob Seger with Doug Brown and the Omens. Ballad Of The Yellow Beret This is a protest against protesters: Fearless cowards of the U.S.A. and their defeatist enablers

Source…

Obama Benghazi - The Ballad Of The Yellow Beret

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His face was looking at me but his eye were looking over my shoulder like he couldn’t look me in the eye” ~ Charles Woods

 

Why Some Planets Have Rings

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May 072014
 

Hank Green of SciShow explains why some planets, like Saturn, have rings and others do not.


Why does saturn have rings?

Hank fields one of the most commonly asked questions about our solar system: Why does Saturn have rings? Part of the answer has to do with the fact that it’s not the only planet that has them.