The Yoga Farmer
The Yoga Farmer Is the Most Bizarre Video You’ll See This Year
That may seem like a boastful claim, but bear in mind that I watch bizarre videos for a living, so I know of what I speak. Watching this video will make you think that you’ve accidentally consumed a psychedelic drug–and a lot of it.
There is little information available about this video, presumably because everyone associated with it has attempted to destroy all evidence of it, then changed their identities, and disappeared. But I surmise that during the 1990s, there was a direct-to-video production company called Mystic Fire Video. According to co-founder Sheldon Rochlin, it was “very concerned with the transformation of consciousness, not only through spiritual teaching but through art, music, poetry and film.”
That is, of course, why one produce a Hee Haw-like countrified introduction of yoga to children apparently called E-i E-i Yoga. It is also why you would have a cow puppet that teaches you how to breathe and a giant rooster with a Jamaican accent.
It makes complete sense to me–which should probably be worrying. I should have someone drive me to hospital.
Untrue Facts From History
George Washington’s teeth were not made of wood. His dentures were made of gold, hippopotamus ivory, lead, and human teeth, horse teeth, and donkey teeth.
Napoleon Bonaparte was not short. He was 5’7”, which was slightly taller than the average Frenchman of the time (early 1800s). He selected his imperial guards based on their height, which may have contributed to the perception that he is short.
Benjamin Franklin did not propose the wild turkey as the symbol for the United States instead of the bald eagle. He once wrote a private letter to his daughter expressing his dislike of the eagle and preference for the turkey, but never expressed that sentiment publicly.
Jumpr Portable Jump Starter
Jumpr Portable Jump Starter

JUMPR is an incredibly slim, portable battery from Juno Power that can jump-start a car.
The perfect product for a late night infomercial!
The Juno Power JUMPR jump starting a dead Honda Civic.
The JUMPR is a 12V output car jumper with a peak amp of 300A. It charges via micro USB or 12V DC. See more at http://www.junopower.com
Capacity: 6000mAh
Size: 139 x 75 x 15mm
Weight: 7 Ounces
Output 1: 12V (150-350A).
Output 2: USB 5V 2.1A
Minimum Cycles: 500+JUMPR charges via Micro USB cable or 12V Cigarette port. Cables are included.
JUMPR comes with proprietary jumper cables which are also included.Proprietary jumper cables protects against backwards recharging and short circuit protection. Charging to the JUMPR is automatically cut off once the vehicle has been started.
via Laughing Squid





