Joke Of The Day: A Second Chance

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May 232014
 
Rubber Chicken Mick and Moe were arrested for smoking dope; they appeared in court on Friday. After hearing the charges against them, the judge said, “You seem like nice young men…. and this is your first offense. I’m going to give you both a second chance. Rather than wasted time in jail, you could be of great value to our community. Go out this weekend and explain to others the evils of drug use…. try to convince them to give up drugs forever! Be back in this same courtroom on Monday at 9 o’clock sharp.”

Monday, the two reappeared before the judge. “How did you do over the weekend?” he asked of Mick.

“Well, Sir, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Seventeen! That’s wonderful!” What did you tell them?” asked the judge.

“I used a diagram, your Honor,” explained Mick. “I drew two circles; I told them’ the big circle is your brain before drugs; the small circle is your brain after drugs.”

“That’s quite admirable,” remarked the judge. “And you, how did you do?” he inquired of Moe.

“Well, your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

“156! That’s truly amazing! How in the world did you manage to do that?”

“Well, Judge, I used a similar approach. I also drew a large circle and a small circle. I said, pointing to the small circle,’ this is your asshole before prison.”

 

 

Marcus Luttrell Has A Great Idea To Immediately Fix The VA Scandel

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May 222014
 

Marcus Luttrell, the former Navy SEAL in ‘Lone Survivor’, has an awesome idea to fix the V.A. scandal.

If you had to put people, Senators — if they had to go for their V.A. to get care, it would probably get fixed.

Marcus Luttrell, the former Navy SEAL behind the book “Lone Survivor,” has a great idea to quickly fix the issues currently facing the Department of Veterans Affairs: Make U.S. senators go through the VA to get their medical care.

“If you had to put people, Senators — if they had to go for their V.A. to get care, it would probably get fixed,” Luttrell said on “Fox and Friends” Wednesday morning.

He also suggested a more realistic solution to address the inadequate care some of the nation’s veterans are currently receiving.

Rather than being thrown into the VA system, he said every combat veteran who is in need of medical care should be given a government-issued card that provides coverage in the private health care system — “no questions asked.”

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