Taking Selfies Is A Mental Disorder

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Apr 072014
 

Taking ‘Selfies’ Is A Mental Disorder

Don’t worry. It’s covered under ObamaCare!

The American Psychiatric Association (APA) has officially confirmed what many people thought all along: taking selfies is a mental disorder.

The APA made this classification during its annual board of directors meeting in Chicago. The disorder is called selfitis, and is defined as the obsessive compulsive desire to take photos of one’s self  and post them on social media as a way to make up for the lack of self-esteem and to fill a gap in intimacy.

APA said there are three levels of the disorder:

  • Borderline selfitis : taking photos of one’s self at least three times a day but not posting them on social media
  • Acute selfitis: taking photos of one’s self at least three times a day and posting each of the photos on social media
  • Chronic selfitis: Uncontrollable urge to take photos of one’s self  round the clock and posting the photos on social media more than six times a day

According to the APA, while there is currently no cure for the disorder, temporary treatment is available through Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT).  The other good news is that CBT is covered under Obamacare.

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Moonshine Cologne

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Apr 072014
 
Moonshine Cologne

Moonshine Cologne

Smelling like a man is more complicated than just working outside all day and basking in the aroma of your own sweat and booze. It means smelling like manly things. Things like the forest, black pepper, tobacco, leather, and gin — all scents you’ll find in Moonshine Cologne.
 

It used to be something nobody wanted to talk about, but these days a touch of Southern heritage has become almost fashionable.

Moonshine has a strong connection to Nascar and North Carolina, and now it’s part of a local success story.

Charlie Holderness along with his friends Matt Moore and Colin Newberry started Moonshine Cologne in his parent’s house in Greensboro where the three would set up their own bottling operation on weekends.

The first 500 bottles were supposed to last for months. It sold out in three weeks.

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Random Riddle: 4-7-2014

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Apr 072014
 
You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland. Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island. Explain how the tractor got there?
 
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Joke Of The Day: Deep Thoughts

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Apr 072014
 
Rubber Chicken What deep thinkers men are… I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.” I rest my case.

 

 

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