Random Riddle: 4-14-2014

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Apr 142014
 
If a bull swallows a bomb, which word is the most appropriate?
Shocking, abominable, terrifying, or scandalous?
 
Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Deer Hunting

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Apr 142014
 
Rubber Chicken It was Sunday morning when Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go nail the first deer of the season.

He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Judy, sitting there, fully decked out in camouflage overalls.

Bill asks her, “Ummm, What are you up to?”

Judy smiles, “I’m going hunting with you!”

Bill, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along. Two hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside the city.

Bill sets his overly anxious wife up safely in the deer stand and tells her, “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant…. much less a deer. Not 15 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears a breakout of gunshots. Quickly, Bill starts running back.

As Bill gets closer to her stand, he hears Judy screaming, “Get away from my damn deer!”

Confused and frightened Bill races faster towards his screaming wife.

And again he hears her scream, “Get away from my deer now!” followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now, within sight of where he had left his wife, Bill is surprised to see a Texas cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, “Okay, lady! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!”

 

 

Live Bee Coat

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Apr 132014
 
Live Bee Coat: Chinese Beekeeper Wears a Coat of 450,000 Live Bees

 
Honey… I’m home!

Chinese Beekeeper Coat

Photograph: AFP/Getty Images

It began as a bit of fun and became a personal challenge for one semi-naked man and approaching half a million bees. Crowds gathered in Chongqing, southwest China this week to watch – at a distance of 20 metres – as She Ping’s wife and five fellow beekeepers covered the 34-year-old in a “bee dress” made of 456,500 of the insects. It weighed 45kg or more.

“I first did this at 22, just for fun and out of curiosity. Later on, I would put on the bees just for the sake of making people believe I sell actual real honey,” he told the Chongqing Evening Post. “The last time I did this, I put on a total of 15 beehives on my body, but today I’m breaking my own record [with 28].”

The beekeeper said he was “hot, suffocating and nervous” after his 40 minute ordeal and had been stung more than 20 times. His wife fears he will be badly hurt if he continues the stunts. But She added: “The only thought I had was to challenge and overcome myself.”

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