How To Of The Day: How To Clean Your Belly Button

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Mar 252014
 
How To Clean Your Belly Button

 
The belly button can be a difficult area on your body to clean, especially because we forget about it so often. The good news is that, aside from taking baths or showers once a month, you don’t need to clean your belly button much, especially because it contains a team of very helpful bacteria. But if you’ve recently gotten a piercing in your umbilicus, or you haven’t peeked down there recently and think it could stand a good clean, this informative and detailed video will guide you.

Enjoy!

 

Random Riddle: 3-25-2014

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Mar 252014
 
There was a kingdom in which the king had no heir to take over his thrown. Even the queen was dead and he himself was on the verge of dying. He thought about it and then summoned all of the teenagers. He gave one seed each to all of them and asked them to grow the plant. He announced that the one with the most beautiful plant will become the king/queen of the empire after the death of the king.

After a month, all of them were called. The king looked at all of the plants but announced the girl with empty pot as the queen of the empire.

Why?
 

 Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Claude The Hypnotist

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Mar 252014
 
Rubber Chicken It was entertainment night at the senior citizens’ center: After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show – Claude the Hypnotist.

Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “Yes, each and every one of you, and all at the same time.” he said. The excited chatter dropped to silence, as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. “I want you to keep your eyes on this watch” he said, holding the watch high for all to see.

“It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations”, said Claude. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, “Watch the watch — Watch the watch —-Watch the watch.”

The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The lights twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.

And then, suddenly, the chain broke! The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact. “CRAP!” yelled Claude.

It took them a week to clean up the senior center and Claude was never invited back.

 

 

Jim O’Connor – A Man Of Service

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Mar 242014
 

Math teacher Jim O’Connor is former navy veteran who worked aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise during the Vietnam War. He is known as a strict teacher and refuses to baby his students at St. Francis High School near Los Angeles California. When his students learned where their math teacher spends his free time outside of the classroom, their respect for him multiplied exponentially.

As part of our continuing series “On the Road,” Steve Hartman meets the students of St. Francis High School near Los Angeles who thought they knew everything about their math teacher, Jim O’Connor. But what they found out at a local hospital taught them a life lesson.

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