There can be no higher authority.
Since the dawn of the GIF, web users have been debating how to pronounce the word. Either as gif, with a hard G, or jif, with a soft one.
Finally, Jeopardy, the unofficial ‘highest authority,’ has proven it is articulated with a soft G after featuring the topic in a Final Jeopardy question.
| A cracker company was very mad when they heard the results from their cracker survey. The result said that the customers would prefer crackers to nothing at all. The same customers think that donuts are better than everything else.
A new employee at the company had to tell their boss the bad news, but he saw a window of opportunity to get a promotion. When he got to his boss, he told him that the customers really preferred crackers to donuts. How did he come up with that? |
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Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa “because she was so well endowed”. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as… “The Theory of Relative Titty” |
Hey Hillary… “What difference does it make!”.
Extraordinary claims Elizabeth Hurley had a year long affair with President Bill Clinton after he flew her to Washington for sex, have surfaced in the U.S.
During their first secret tryst his wife Hillary was asleep in the next room.
The astonishing claim comes after a tape of the actress’s former boyfriend Tom Sizemore was found describing how he set Hurley, 48, up with the Clinton following a private screening of Saving Private Ryan at the White House in 1998 – scroll down for the audio.
The then President called the actress saying “Elizabeth, this is your Commander-in-Chief. I’m sending a plane to pick you up in three hours. Is that enough time?”
Hours later she is said to have arrived at the White House where charismatic Clinton gave her a personal tour before showing her Lincoln’s bedroom.
According to Radar Online the meeting was arranged after Clinton asked Sizemore, 52, if he was still in touch with his former girlfriend.
When the actor said he was, Clinton said: “You got her number don’t you?”
Actor Sizemore, who appeared in the Steven Spielberg film, said yes. “He then takes his phone out and goes ‘Give it to me?'” explained Sizemore.
In audio recording obtained by the US website, the actor said he perhaps should ask Hurley first if he can give out her number to which Clinton replies “You dumb mother******. I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”
When he called her, she at first appeared coy but Clinton charmed her saying: “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President. I don’t have any time for the ****. I’m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up”.
Sizemore claimed it was the first night they politician and actress slept together.
The actor described Clinton as “6ft 4 with more charisma than 1,000 Brad Pitts”.
Bill Clinton and wife Hillary were apparently in separate bedrooms at the time.
Here is the audio. Warning it contains strong language.
