Joke Of The Day: First Baseball Game

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Feb 072014
 
Rubber Chicken A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run….run!

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!”

A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!”

The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!” All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, “He doesn’t have to run, he’s got four balls.”

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, “Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!”

 

 

Cleta Mitchell – Patriot Of The Day

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Feb 062014
 
Cleta Mitchell – Patriot Of The Day

 
Attorney Cleta Mitchell is our Patriot Of The Day for having the guts to to tell Congress that the DOJ investigation into the IRS is a total sham and that it’s non-existent.

This woman has more balls than all of the men in Congress!


Cleta Mitchell to Congress: DOJ IRS Investigation Is a Sham, Non-Existent”

Cleta Mitchell told Congress today the IRS is still targeting conservative groups. Mitchell also said the “ongoing” DOJ investigation is a complete sham.

“I want to make three primary points here. First, the IRS scandal is real. It’s not pretend, it’s real. Number two, the IRS scandal is not just a bunch of bone-headed bureaucrats in some remote office contrary to what the President of the United States told the American People on Sunday. And, number 3, the IRS scandal is not over. It is continuing to this day. And, the Department of Justice Investigation is a sham. It is a nonexistent investigation.”

 

How To Of The Day: How To Avoid Talking To Your Coworkers

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Feb 062014
 

Excellent advice!

The workplace is filled with terrible conversations. They can happen in the kitchen or while coming out of the bathroom where nobody says audible words, and instead talk in a weird hot breathed voice, whispering things like “thank you” or “excuse me”. Constantly exposing yourself to this uncomfortable and unnecessary whisper tone is hazardous to your health and will surely drive you crazy over time. Follow the steps below and your work day will be slightly less miserable and mentally crippling.

Rub Your Eyes

Rub your eyes, because if you’re rubbing your eyes you can’t make eye contact to get trapped into a conversation. Sure this may look like you have chronic pink eye, or may even result in it, but it works. You’ll be sending a message “I can barely stand here without falling asleeping, let alone try to have a conversation.” As Ferris Bueller once said, this may seem childish and stupid, but then again so is having a job.

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How Ketchup Packets Work In Australia

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Feb 062014
 

Adam McDowell demonstrates how ketchup (or tomato sauce) packets work in Australia. They’re a little different from the North American version where you have to tear open one side to squeeze out the ketchup.

For some reason, ketchup packets often served with fast food haven’t advanced in years. They’re still tiny packets that require a tear resulting in most of the tomato sauce going to waste.

But Australia has apparently figured out a better way.

“Brilliant!”

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