Random Riddle: 2-14-2014

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Feb 142014
 
A wheel with ten holes,
No lugs to see;
Numbers with letters,
Mostly with three.

Spin me, spin me,
Again and again;
Though I always return,
You can still reach a friend.

What am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: The Cat’s Tail

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Feb 142014
 
Rubber Chicken A husband is out mowing the lawn. Unexpectedly, a cat runs in front of the mower. He manages to miss hitting the cat directly, but cuts off the cat’s tail.

He picks up the cat and the tail and yells to his wife for help.

When she arrives, the panicked husband says “Look what’s happened, what should we do?”

We wife replies, “Take him to Wal-Mart!”

The husband replies, “Wal-Mart?, Why Wal-Mart?”

The wife says: They are the Nation’s largest Re-tailer!

 

 

Duck Dynasty Star Left $5,000 Tip

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Feb 132014
 

Duck Dynasty star Willie Robertson left $5,000 tip after dining with Sean Hannity, Mark Levin and Ted Cruz at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Washington D.C..

More proof that Conservatives are generous with their money and Liberals are generous with your money.

Most people leave 20 percent tips when they go out to eat. “Duck Dynasty” star Willie Robertson left a 100 percent tip while visiting the nation’s capital — on a $5,000 bill, TMZ reported.

While in town for the president’s State of the Union address on Jan. 28, the A&E star went out to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in D.C. with Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Sen. Ted Cruz and a host of other well-known conservatives, TMZ said.

When the bill came, Mr. Robertson picked up the tab and left the enormous tip, TMZ reported. However, Mediabistro’s TVNewser claims their sources told them that it was Mr. Hannity who paid the tab and the large tip.

“See? Republicans don’t have any problems redistributing wealth,” TMZ joked.

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