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Random Riddle: 2-15-2014
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Feb 152014
Joke Of The Day: Airline Rage
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Feb 152014
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As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane. The guy asks the flight attendant for a coffee and the parrot squawks: “And get ME a Coke…NOW!”
The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot’s attitude, brings back a Coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy. As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams:”Get me another Coke or I’ll really create a scene!” Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another Coke, but still no coffee. Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot’s approach. “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now, or I’ll create a scene that will make HIS look like a Victorian tea party!” The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly security guards. Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says: “You’re pretty bold for a guy who can’t fly!” |
Feb 142014
An excellent illustration from American Thinker:
In the face of five years of Obama failure, the American Left still invokes the specter of George W. Bush as the all-purpose explanation for everything that has gone wrong. Yet the 43rd president is steadily climbing in public esteem, as his sunny disposition and serious demeanor toward the duties of office sit well in the public memory. So, too, his dignified behavior as ex-president brings credit.
One good way to force the Left to confront President Obama’s own responsibility for his conduct in office is to compare his abuses of office with the record of President Bush 43, who was reviled by by his opposition as a dictator-wannabe, Constitution-abusing, moronic ogre straddling the line between simian and human. Doug Ross of Director Blue has produced an amusing comic-book approach toward explaining the differences between the two men:
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Feb 142014
Fun Fact Of The Day: The Origin Of The Olympics
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Feb 142014
A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival, 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed:
“OH! Limp pricks!”
Over the next two and a half millenniums that morphed into “Olympics”
Just thought I’d share this new found knowledge with you.
You’re very welcome…