This video does a good job of demonstrating the difference between a guy who wants to be friends versus a guy who wants to be more than friends.
Pay attention ladies!
Can guys and girls be just friends? It’s a question that’s been debated for years.
To clear up some of the confusion, Wong Fu Productions demonstrates in this newly trending video the difference between a guy friend, and a guy who wants to be more than just friends.
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, “Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”
PoliticalComments Off on Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Inmates Who Defaced American Flag Get Only Bread And Water
Jan252014
Sheriff Joe Arpaio put inmates on a diet of bread and water for seven days as the punishment for defacing American flags placed in their jail cells. Only Liberals will have a problem with this.
There is no doubt that the patriotic duo of Obama and Holder will launch a federal investigation into this outrageous violation of these poor prisoners’ civil rights.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona’s Maricopa County said inmates who defaced American flags in their cells will be fed only bread and water for a week.
The flags were placed in cells in November in a patriotism campaign by the sheriff, who accused some inmates of “tearing them, writing on them, stepping on them, throwing them in the toilet, trash or wherever they feel. It’s a disgrace,” CNN reported.
In addition to the display of flags, the “Star Spangled Banner” is played over the jail intercom each morning and every evening inmates hear “God Bless America,” the report said.
The flags were put in cells after Arpaio announced he would hire more veterans.
He says more than 600 male and female veterans work for the sheriff’s department, which manages 8,000 inmates.
Jeremiah Denton Jr., a Navy Captain and also a former US Senator, spent almost 8 years as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam. Denton is best known for the 1966 televised press conference that he was forced into as an American POW by his North Vietnamese captors. He used the opportunity to communicate successfully and to confirm for the first time to the U.S. Military that American POWs were being tortured in North Vietnam. He repeatedly blinked his eyes in Morse Code during the interview, spelling out the word, “T-O-R-T-U-R-E”