Joke Of The Day: Boob Job

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Jan 302014
 
Rubber Chicken A wife comes home to ask her husband if she can get a boob job.

Wife: “Honey, I would like to get a boob job. Don’t you think I would look nice with a larger bra size?”

Husband: “I would like that, but how much is it going to cost?”

Wife: “It will cost about $5,000.”

Husband: “That is kind of expensive. Why don’t you try the toilet paper method first.”

Wife: “What is the toilet paper method?”

Husband: “Well, you take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts.”

Wife: “How does that work?”

Husband: “I am not really sure how it works, but it worked pretty well on your ass.”

 

 

Leopard Tank Brake Test

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Jan 292014
 

The Royal Netherlands Army testing the brakes on one of its Leopard tanks.

Enjoy!


Leopard Tank Brake Test

How do you test the brakes of your Leopard tank? If you’re mad like the Dutch, you nearly run over 22 people.

I was’t particularly worried about the lives of these 22 be-suited demo people, but it’s still an amazingly dramatic way to show off your machine’s capabilities.

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Leopard Tank Brake Test