Jokes Joke Of The Day: The Missing Rooster January 20, 2014November 19, 2013 gags A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn’t know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he asked: “Has anybody got a cock?” All the men stood up. “No, no, I mean has anybody seen a cock?” All the women stood up. “No, no, I mean has anybody seen my cock?” All the nuns stood up!