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A Chief is sitting at the bar in the Chief’s club on base, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. …
One of his shipmates happens to come into the Chief’s club and sees him. “Lou,” says the shocked friend, “what are you doing? I’ve known you for over fifteen years, and I’ve never seen you take a drink before. What’s going on?” Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the Chief replies, “My wife just ran off with my best friend.” He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp. “But,” says the other Chief, “I’m your best friend!” The Chief turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs………. “Not anymore! He is!” |
