Joke Of The Day: Not Again!

Mary’s funeral was attended by family and a number of friends. When the funeral service ended, the pallbearers carried the coffin out. They accidentally banged the coffin into a wall and heard a faint moan coming from within the coffin. They opened the coffin and lo and behold, Mary was alive!

Eleven years later, Mary actually dies. The service is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony, the pallbearers again lift the casket.

As they are taking a bend, Joe, the husband yells, “Mind the wall!”