A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter’s plane. She had just come back from a far away land where she was trying to find love and adventure.
As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her. He was dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and was carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.
The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, “I said for you to marry a RICH doctor! A RICH doctor!”