Random Riddle: 5-26-2013

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May 262013
 

The letter V.

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I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave.

What am I?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Neck Size

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May 262013
 

Rubber ChickenOne lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my husband, can you help me?”

Salesman: “Sure madam, it is my pleasure. What would be the size of your husband?”

Lady: “Err….. about size, I don’t know. But yes, his neck fits perfectly in my hands.”

 

 

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