Which Pill Do You Choose?
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Feb 222013
3Doodler: The World’s First 3D Printing Pen
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Feb 222013
A pen you can draw three-dimensional plastic objects with. Why didn’t I think of this?
Check out this demo video for 3Doodler, the world’s first 3D printing pen that will enable you to draw three-dimensional plastic objects and quite literally turn the world into your own canvas. Since the launch of the Kickstarter campaign yesterday, the project has raised more than $750,000, easily surpassing its original goal of $30,000. The standard $50 package, which includes the 3D pen and a bag of mixed colour plastic, will begin shipping to pre-order customers in September 2013.
The Math Test
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Feb 222013
California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples. Towards that end, may I present:
The City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam
Name:_______________________________
Gang:___________________________
1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?
4. Jarome want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $425 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years is he likely to get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 cans of paint?
8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?
10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack & his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
Random Riddle: 2-22-2013
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Feb 222013
Joke Of The Day: The Tired Robber
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Feb 222013
The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “Then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”
”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?”
“Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge checked his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”